the protest, as told through the eyes of the annie hall screenplay.



And-and uh, there's gonna be all that tension. You know, we never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now we'll get it over with and then we'll go eat. Okay?

smile for investor.

It's all right for me, it's been terrific, you know? Better than either one of my marriages. See, 'cause. . . 'cause there's just something different about you. I don't know what it is, but it's great.

Sun is bad for yuh. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat, college ...

Uh ... w-we're going back to the Pierre. We're staying at the Pierre ... and we're gonna meet Jack and Angelica, and have a drink there,

I think there are more people here to see the Maharishi than there were to see the Dylan concert.

No, no, no, Max, that's a very convenient out. Every time some group disagrees with you it's because of anti-Semitism.

Hey, well, listen ... hey, you wannacome upstairs and, uh ... and have a glass of wine and something? Aw, no, I mean ... I mean, you don't have to, you're probably late and everything else ...


Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get money to make it into a concept ... and later turn it into an idea.

worldy projection made me need some worldly coffee....


hey look! there's god coming out of the men's room.



i'd like to get torn apart by wild animals.


No, it'll be great! It'll be great, be-because all those Ph.D.'s are in there, you know, like ... discussing models of alienation and we'll be in here quietly humping.

honey? does this make me look fat?

Like all that Juliet of the Spirits or Satyricon, I found it incredibly ... indulgent. You know, he really is. He's one of the most indulgent film makers. He really is-

i'm not getting my period. jesus, every time something out of the ordinary happens, you think i'm getting my period.

yoga class was great today.

does this jacket match my shoes?

this sign is hurting my shoulder.

Twins, Max. Sixteen-year-olds. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?.

do you think yasgur was being serious last night when he invited me to pt. reyes?

I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for Dysentery.

It's unbelievably trans-plendid! I was at the Stones concert in Altamount when they killed that guy, remember?

And you know something else? You know, you're so egocentric that if I miss my therapy you can think of it in terms of how it affects you!

are we driving through plutonium? Keeps out the alpha rays, Max. You don't get old.

Acting is like an exploration of the soul. I-it's very religious. Uh, like, uh, a kind of liberating consciousness. It's like a visual poem.

these baloons are going green. far far away. to greener lands.


It-but it-it ... doesn't make any sense. He drove past the book depository and the police said conclusively that it was an exit wound. So how is it possible for Oswald to have fired from two angles at once? It doesn't make sense.

Yeah. I'm gonna get my ... I'm gonna get my camera.
